yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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