He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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