i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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