Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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