whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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