i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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