can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Someone came in the potted fern
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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