That's intense
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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