stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
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