Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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