your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
