Do you still have your period?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
where am i from again
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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