My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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