i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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