Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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