No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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