And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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