No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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