"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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