the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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