WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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