do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Girls should come with a carfax report
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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