and she was petting her beer can
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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