I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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