Christians are straight up FREAKS
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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