In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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