But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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