D3 body, D1 cock
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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