i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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