Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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