you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My feet surprised me
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