I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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