I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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