i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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