Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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