butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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