i jhust puked up my retainher.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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