I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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