found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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