I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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