it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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