Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Randomize
