Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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