the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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