Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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