This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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