Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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