Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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