the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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