Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Randomize
