Have you finally orgasmed yet?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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