i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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