I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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