Joe is yelling at the trees again.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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