I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
