I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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